1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:02,940 ? Head, shoulders, knees and toes 2 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:04,230 ? Knees and toes 3 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,910 ? And eyes and ears 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,070 ? And mouth and nose... ? 5 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,390 Front door. 6 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,720 ? It's your head, it's your shoulders, knees and toes. ? 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,560 It's a great track. 8 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,910 Oh, my God, have you ever known a better song? 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,150 There's your dad. 10 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,470 Hi. 11 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,590 Right, in you go. 12 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,710 The good news is if dear Etienne here needs to go to the doctor, 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,150 he can point out exactly where it hurts. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,430 Great. 15 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,470 As long as it's his head, his shoulders, his knees, or his toes. 16 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,670 Or his eyes, or his ears. 17 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,590 What if he breaks his finger? 18 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,710 Well, then he'll probably find it difficult to type. 19 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,550 There it is. 20 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:49,630 Richard, can we put some of my photos downstairs? 21 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,790 Oh, yeah, of course. 22 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,480 It is... It's your home, too. 23 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,790 Do you wanna join me for dinner? 24 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,990 Oh! That's nice. 25 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,190 I haven't actually eaten yet, so... 26 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,430 - Oh, I was talking to Etienne. - Oh... 27 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,150 Oh, sorry. 28 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,310 Just cos you were speaking so formally to a child. 29 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,390 You can stay, if you want, er... 30 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,710 - Marcia's made plenty. - That's nice, but, um... 31 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,550 Please... Please won't you? 32 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,230 Though she did say that she put a poisoned pepper in it. 33 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,070 Hm? 34 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,230 I wasn't serious. 35 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,750 Oh! Right... God, OK. 36 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,840 Cos just you seemed very serious. 37 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,230 Yeah, my mother was actually a TV personality. 38 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,630 Really. 39 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,790 She was just on Irish TV. 40 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,410 Um, she... 41 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,670 - She used to do the weather, on television... - Right. 42 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,310 .. but every day she'd wear a different hat. 43 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,310 How about that? 44 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,510 That was her thing. 45 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,710 Irish people loved it. 46 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,030 I mean, not this Irish person. I hated it. 47 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,280 - What about your dad? - No, he only had the one hat. 48 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,510 He's dead, too. 49 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,510 OK, merci, monsieur. 50 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,160 Nice to see you're keeping all the secrets I tell you. 51 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,670 Sorry to hear that. 52 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,350 It's OK, though it is a bit of a sad story. 53 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,480 Um... 54 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,430 My mother's hat collection fell on top of him. 55 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,830 And... 56 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,350 .. he was smothered to death 57 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,510 by the hats. 58 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:19,900 That's... 59 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,390 Oh, my God! 60 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,390 Are you laughing, Richard? 61 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,080 Stop! You're freaking me out, man! 62 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,630 Yeah, I guess laughing hasn't been much of a... 63 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,310 - .. a priority of late. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 64 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,870 Obviously... 65 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,830 Listen, you don't need to hang around here with us. 66 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,270 - Um... - Oh, my God! 67 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,350 I'm so sorry for taking up your time. 68 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,870 - I'm not trying to shoo you out. - Oh, no, no, no. 69 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,150 No, oh God, yeah. I shouldn't be... 70 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,310 - I mean, I invited myself for dinner. - Thanks for joining us. 71 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,430 No, thank you for the... 72 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,750 I mean, you really know how to pay someone to cook for you. 73 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,110 So... 74 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,070 - OK. - Yeah. - Right. 75 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,870 No... 76 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,270 Aine, please stay. 77 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,270 Do you know what I do have to leave cos I've got 78 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,750 places to go and stuff. 79 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,120 - I'm sure you do. - Yeah. 80 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,630 Um... Yeah, I'll see Monday. 81 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,910 And good luck with your photos and stuff. 82 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,750 I really wanna see them, so... 83 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,150 Um... Yeah. 84 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,120 - OK, see you Monday. - Yeah, see you Monday. 85 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,900 'Man, your boobs are as intense as your arse. 86 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,360 'Hello, boob.' 87 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,030 Oh, my God! 88 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,550 I can't believe you've got rats. That's disgusting! 89 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,310 Yeah, I know, it's awful! 90 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,350 I don't know how they got there, but sixth floor, 91 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,270 they must have had a ladder, or something. 92 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,550 We're watching that murdered nun documentary. 93 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,710 - Oh... - So what did your man say, to smoke them out? 94 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,830 - Smoke them out? - What? 95 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,070 No, Clint Eastwood's rat catching service was closed, Shona. 96 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,710 What are you talking about? 97 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,360 Smoking out is a thing. How else do you get rid of a rat? 98 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:19,430 You sound like a Cockney criminal. 99 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,230 How do you get rid of a rat, boy? 100 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,790 Do you want me to pause this while we're talking about rats? 101 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,630 - No, no. - I will if you want me to. 102 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,070 No, I'm dying to watch this. I just like the nun. 103 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,920 Mm. 104 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,830 Have you eaten? 105 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,510 Oh, yeah, I have, actually. 106 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,990 I ate at Richard's house. 107 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,190 - Who? - Richard. The man who I teach for. 108 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,510 - What?! - Yeah, he included me in dinner. 109 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,670 Jesus, Aine. 110 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,590 - No, don't... - Be careful. - I knew you'd say that. 111 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,950 - It was totally professional. - Of course I'm gonna say that. 112 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,990 I'm watching this! 113 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,470 They've just moved that head priest to the other parish. 114 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,390 Oh, gosh. They're called bishops, by the way. 115 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,510 - Bishops... whatever! - Head priest. - Head priest! 116 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,200 - Oh, Vish! - I wish they were called that. 117 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,230 ? Who murdered the nun? ? 118 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,270 Do you know what I'm just gonna watch this at home. 119 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,230 - Come on. - You guys need to... 120 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,480 - No, come on. - Sit down, we'll be good. 121 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,310 Fuck! 122 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,230 - Are you fucking kidding me! - I'm sorry. 123 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,790 - Aine! - Sorry. - Come on! 124 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,270 Oh, no... 125 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,990 Oh. 126 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,510 I... 127 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,990 - What's happened? - Ah... 128 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,670 - Why are you so late? - Does Vish ever wee sitting down? 129 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,430 - No. - Then I think I just saw him having a poo. 130 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,710 Oh! Oh, no. 131 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,230 Was he naked? 132 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,800 Er, not from the waist up, no. 133 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,950 Jesus, God love him. 134 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,470 Just pretend it never happened. 135 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,590 Ah, the old family motto. 136 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,990 Ow! Shona! 137 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,430 - That literally actually hurt my arm. - No, it'll teach you 138 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,270 to knock next time. 139 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,630 Did you call your man? When are the rats out? 140 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,590 I didn't know you started eating chicken again. 141 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,030 When did you start eating chicken? 142 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,510 I thought you watched Cowspiracy. It says it in your Netflix. 143 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,830 - Cows are the worst. - Yeah. 144 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,270 Chicken is not a cow and I knew you were logging into my Netflix. 145 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,710 You're the one who's been messing up our algorithms. 146 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,350 Oh, ho-ho, Vish... 147 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,390 I am so sorry. 148 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,270 - It's not funny. - It's a little bit funny. 149 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,870 It's not, it's disgusting. 150 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,070 It's just I'm not used to boys being here and having to knock. 151 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,110 Well, I don't wanna stay here, but I have to 152 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,710 because your sister hates houses that have private bathrooms 153 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,750 and underfloor heating. 154 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:36,030 I moved my toothbrush in three weeks ago. That's enough for now. 155 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,630 I go to bed with it every night when I miss you. 156 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,150 - Eurgh! - Eurgh. 157 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,470 All right, I am off to stag it up. 158 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,990 Good luck! Sounds like hell. 159 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,750 It is, but he's the last one of our gang that's getting married, so... 160 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,790 Unless one of us does it again. 161 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,950 Oh! 162 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,110 Well, let me know when you plan to marry your ex-wife again. 163 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,190 She was too short for me, anyway. 164 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,150 All right. Thanks for this, love you. 165 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,750 Oh, love you, too, Vish. 166 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,070 I'm really sorry, again, about poo-gate. 167 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,710 OK, it was... 168 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,200 Hey! 169 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,790 You know, you don't have to take care of her all weekend. 170 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,070 - Huh! - It's not good for either one of you. 171 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,270 I'm not, I'm gonna kick her out, get her some fresh air. 172 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,510 - I promise. - Oh, OK. 173 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,750 - You need to relax. - Yes. 174 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,470 - Chill out. - Yes, I know! 175 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,750 - I'm not working. - Good. - I'm gonna chill out. 176 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,830 - Bye. - Bye. 177 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,470 - Don't get killed. - I won't. Bye! 178 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,790 Oh, bye, Vish. 179 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,550 Um, when you're on the stag just don't show anyone your penis 180 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,350 cos that's just for Shona and me to see. OK? 181 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,280 Bye. 182 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,670 OK, what did your man say when you called him? 183 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,310 - What? - When are you getting back in? 184 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,430 Oh, the rats? Um... 185 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,910 Well, they'll all technically be dead by tomorrow, 186 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,110 but then they have to do something awful, like, 187 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,590 scoop up the bodies afterwards, or something. 188 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,550 - So I think... Monday. - In that case three things. 189 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,750 - Mm-hm. - Charlotte's coming over to work, don't tell Vish. 190 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,590 My best friend, Charlotte. 191 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,790 Well, very funny, so make yourself scarce. 192 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,270 What? 193 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,270 Shona... 194 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,710 Can I not just hide in your room? 195 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,070 No, I'd feel bad asking you to do that. 196 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,480 So, just, you know, leave instead. 197 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,750 - What am I gonna do? - Aine, I'm not your event and live planner, OK? 198 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,310 Just figure it out. 199 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,190 And it's Saturday, go do something fun. 200 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,630 OK. 201 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,550 Second and third things. 202 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,950 We've got a cousin in London. 203 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,870 Mam wants us to hang out with him. 204 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,030 Oh, fuck that! Is he Irish? 205 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,150 We have to, OK. Apparently they were nice after daddy died. 206 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,870 What? 207 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,750 Yeah. They, um... 208 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,670 I don't know, they threw some money in for the coffin, or something. 209 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,750 I don't know. Anyway, you gotta hang out with him. 210 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,630 I can't cos I've too much on. 211 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,070 - Oh, and this lad's Irish. - Who, her cousin? 212 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,350 Yeah, but no, the lad I'm gonna fix you up with. 213 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,830 - No! Shona. - Yes. 214 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,350 - I don't want... - I swear to you you will love him. 215 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,750 - No. - I know him, he works on the floor below me. 216 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,190 - No, no, no. - He's nice, 217 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,670 a little bit weird, like you. 218 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,190 No set-ups, oh, my God. 219 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,670 I'm glad you've got dental floss. 220 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,790 I've had a bit of celery stuck in my back tooth for, like, three days. 221 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,790 Aine, floss over the sink. 222 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,640 Oh! Don't walk around my house getting bacteria all over the place. 223 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,000 OK, so... 224 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,190 Why don't you head out for a bit. Yeah? 225 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,830 It's not good for you to be hanging around the house all day. 226 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,470 Or, just with me. 227 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,280 - Hey? - Yeah, OK. 228 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,830 Well, if you're sticking around I'm gonna Skype mam 229 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,110 - and you can have a chat with her. - No, Shona. - What? 230 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,470 You don't need to threaten me. 231 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,670 I'm not. Oh, my God. I'm not threatening you. 232 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:40,830 God! Fine! I'll leave this house full of lies and deceit. 233 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,110 Smoked out, like a rat. 234 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,870 Look, you have to call her, anyway. 235 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,350 - You haven't talked to her in ages. - Yeah, I'll... 236 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,230 We can Skype her later when I'm not here. 237 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,270 Oh, my God, you're such a baby. 238 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,590 You're a brat! 239 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,630 What? I text her last week to see if she was dead, so... 240 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,910 - Ow! - That's not even funny, don't say that. 241 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,230 Shona! You can't do the same place twice. 242 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,840 It's illegal. 243 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,840 - Bye. - Bye! 244 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,150 What brings you here today? 245 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,350 Um... 246 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,670 So maybe romance, I suppose, that's kind of a classic. 247 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,670 Anyone coming along who thinks I'm not totally shite. 248 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,950 OK. 249 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,680 I'll just check-in. 250 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,390 Your ownish is very female. 251 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,390 Oh, my God, am I gonna fall in love with a woman? 252 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,630 - Don't interrupt. - Sorry. 253 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,510 Male energy is very exotic to you. 254 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,870 You're very star-struck by male energy. 255 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,270 Yeah. 256 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,560 A big dick energy. 257 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,230 You need to manage that. 258 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,150 - Mm-hm. - And I'm getting a brother figure. 259 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,990 Oh, yeah, that's probably Vish. 260 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,230 He's my maybe brother-in-law. 261 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,750 OK, so I'm getting a three-figure. 262 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,310 Three is unbalancing. 263 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,470 What, so, like, I'm unbalancing... 264 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,830 What, so they don't want me there? 265 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,470 - Are you there a lot? - Yeah. 266 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,350 I think they like having me there. 267 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,270 Do you think they don't like having me there? 268 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,440 I don't know them. 269 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,550 You've got a fire in you. 270 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,190 - OK, what's your name again? - Aine. - Aine. 271 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,430 You've got a fire in you 272 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,430 and you can use that to heat yourself up. 273 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,030 - That's why I try... - Don't interrupt. 274 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,390 Sorry. 275 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:37,280 Or you can use that to burn yourself and everyone else around you down. 276 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,150 Right, well, I was just, sort of, hoping for the lottery numbers, 277 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,640 but OK. 278 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,430 I suppose that's the new crossing the palm with silver, is it? 279 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,230 It's easier for the tax receipts. 280 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,870 Yeah. OK. 281 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,030 Well, thank you. 282 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,750 Er, bye. 283 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,070 Actually... 284 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,070 Um, before I go, I don't know if, um, 285 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,390 you know you've got your, er... 286 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,710 Like, phone thing, or whatever, turned off. 287 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,840 Um, there wasn't any word from... 288 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,540 .. the angels whoever from... 289 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,200 .. my father, from my daddy, was there? 290 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,630 He's passed on, has he? 291 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,120 Er, yeah. 292 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,960 No... Sorry. 293 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,110 Right, yeah. Grand, just thought it'd be worth a shot, so... 294 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,590 Sometimes people don't get in touch 295 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,140 until you're ready to hear what they wanna tell you. 296 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,350 Yeah, OK. 297 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,760 Well, um... Have a great day, anyway. See ya. 298 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,190 Er, we'll be closing soon. 299 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,870 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 300 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,390 Yeah, well, you know, I have to be off, anyway, so... 301 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,430 Yeah, it'll be fine. If I can't close up, I can't get home. 302 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,980 We all have homes to go to, mate. 303 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,120 Oh, my God, Freddie! 304 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,270 - 'Hey.' - Hiya. 305 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,390 Can I come back yet? 306 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,390 'Come to the pub, will you, the one near the park.' 307 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,590 Oh, er, the one where your man with the hair worked? 308 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,110 - 'Yeah. Yeah, yeah.' - Yeah, great. 309 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,470 Yeah, cool, brilliant. 310 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,080 I'm en route. I'll hop on a tube. 311 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,590 Um... 312 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,550 I actually have to go now. 313 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,750 Yeah. 314 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Sorry about that. See ya! 315 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,110 He's nice. 316 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,990 Ah, there she is. 317 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,430 Aine, this is Charlotte. 318 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,590 Oh, my God, hi! 319 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,670 - Oh, God, you do have lovely skin. - What?! 320 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,670 I could make a soft bag out of that face. 321 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,310 - Should I be scared, or flattered? - Ah, with Aine probably both. 322 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,310 And there's David back again. 323 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,390 Who? 324 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,590 David. 325 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,030 Aine, David. I was telling you about. 326 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,350 Right, we're off. 327 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,790 What?! Where are you guys going? 328 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,870 You know, I told you, we've got all that work to do. 329 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,830 I thought David could keep you company, there. 330 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,030 David bought you a pint, which was nice of him. 331 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,950 - How did David know what I wanted? - I told David, so David knew. 332 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,830 Well, it seems like David has it all sorted out 333 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,870 and it's all very handy and convenient for David. 334 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,630 - Why are you being so narky? - It's nice to meet you, Aine. 335 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,750 Ah, there you go. 336 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,390 That's great. OK, let's go. It was lovely seeing you, David. 337 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,470 Nice to meet you, Aine. 338 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,110 - You've lovely skin, too. - Thank you. 339 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,510 Did you take my new lip balm? 340 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,270 No, I don't think so. 341 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,830 No, I was talking to Aine. 342 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,750 No, I used it, but I put it back in your box, Princess Anne. 343 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,190 You didn't put it back in my box cos I would have seen it. 344 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,950 - I put it back. - Do you know what, forget it. It doesn't matter. 345 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,720 OK, have a great night. All the best! 346 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,440 Sensitive teeth. 347 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,970 And then later on he comes up to me and he says, 348 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,970 "Word of advice. This company's like a family. 349 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,650 And when Daddy's speaking the little girl shuts the fuck up." 350 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,730 - No, he did not say that! - Yes, he did. 351 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,930 Oh, my God! Did you punch him in the balls? 352 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:11,450 I want to say yeah but, no, I went into the toilet and cried. 353 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,930 Oh, no! 354 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,590 I'd be the same, actually. 355 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:20,090 That kind of thing makes me really erm... emotional, you know? 356 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,250 - No, it's fine, honestly, take it. - Yeah? 357 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,890 Yeah. It's like our little tradition now. 358 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,530 All right, I won't be long. Hey. What's up? 359 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,970 - Hiya, can I come back yet? - No. I left you an hour ago! 360 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,570 - Are you still with David? - Course I am. 361 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,810 Nothing else to do that doesn't cost cash. 362 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,490 Just... Just stay out till 10ish, OK? 363 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:41,410 Have a laugh. Don't sleep with him though. 364 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:45,850 Yeah, right! You'd love that then I could not come back to your house. 365 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,290 Don't get drunk, and get a taxi home. Don't walk or I'll kill you. 366 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,340 OK, bye, love you. 367 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,050 That was quick. Did you wash your hands? 368 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,610 Er, no, I didn't need to cos it was so quick. 369 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,650 Are you sure you don't want any food? Got an empty belly. 370 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:04,690 - Getting my belly food. - Yeah, go on, I'll go for food. 371 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,370 - Yes, get in! - Do you wanna do some shots first? 372 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:10,780 Yeah? Shots? Er, I've actually never done shots before. 373 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,140 Sorry. 374 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,370 Drama? 375 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:19,050 No. Why, does Freddie say she comes with drama? 376 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,290 Shouldn't even be talking about her, do you know that? Arse clown. 377 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,970 He didn't say anything. That's not what I meant. 378 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,450 He's actually been asking how she is a few times. 379 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,400 I know he's enemy number one. 380 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,930 Think he's seeing someone new now. 381 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,410 Is he? Who? 382 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,290 Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. 383 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:41,380 No, I -- Oh, God. Didn't need to hear that. 384 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:45,730 Ugh. I don't think she needs to know that. 385 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:48,450 She's... She's had a bit of a... 386 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:52,770 tough run of it, you know. I mean, she's great now but it's... 387 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,250 Does she... get depressed? 388 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,420 Erm... 389 00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:01,090 No. No more than the rest of us. 390 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,530 I get it. I... 391 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,170 My brain's a bit shit. 392 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,370 But I take stuff for it and I see a guy and... 393 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,210 And now I'm totally fine all the time. 394 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:16,610 Except when I... turn on the news, scroll through Twitter, 395 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,300 then I wanna jump off a cliff. 396 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,290 Well, I mean... 397 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:29,090 She is totally fine now but... erm... 398 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,740 Last year she erm... 399 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,020 Well, we think she tried to... 400 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:43,330 But I got her in somewhere for a couple of weeks and, you know, it's just really scary. 401 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,700 Yeah. 402 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,810 So that's why I'm... 403 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,930 The phone, like, you know. 404 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,770 Like, I know she's in the pub, you know, where we were. 405 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,620 So, like, I don't need to worry. 406 00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:06,210 OK. 407 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,290 Wow, wow, you need to keep eating steak. 408 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,330 Do you know, have you watched The West Wing? 409 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,890 Oh my God, because actually apparently that's exactly what it's like. 410 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:18,530 In the government in the White House in America, very interesting. 411 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,970 This place is so random. Why did you pick here for eating? 412 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,020 Cos my place is upstairs. 413 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,780 Your place is upstairs. 414 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,260 Oh, my God, how do I end up in these fucking situations? 415 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,330 Blame Shona, that's how. Right, OK. 416 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,540 Right, yes, yes, yes, OK. 417 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,210 David, pretend to have your mind blown. 418 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:46,290 - What, you mean prepare to -- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 419 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,890 That's my gift to you there, David. 420 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,930 Erm... I've had a lovely evening. 421 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:02,610 Thanks very much for paying for everything but I think you'll agree 422 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,250 that you got your money's worth and it's time for me to go 423 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,610 and never call me again, OK? Thank you. 424 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,460 Something wrong with that door man, mister. 425 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,620 Oh, my God. 426 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,370 You're not gonna rape me, are you? 427 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,010 I wish! 428 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,540 Mad man. 429 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:02,450 - What are you doing? - Who the fuck is that on my couch? 430 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:06,210 - He's my neighbour and he's Irish, Shona. - What? 431 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,850 - He's Irish. - Jesus Christ! 432 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,850 - He's lost. - Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? 433 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,410 Shona, he wouldn't hurt a fly. 434 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:16,770 And he's the only person in the world who cares about me. 435 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,210 - And he is alone... - Oh, for God's... 436 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:24,250 ... so if you want to kick him out on to the street then just do it. 437 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,970 I am gonna kill you in the morning. 438 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,730 If Vish knew about... He could rape us! 439 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,530 - Vish would rape us? - The man on the sofa! 440 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,980 His name is... Pat. 441 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,890 And he promised he wouldn't. 442 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,450 I'm gonna lock my door. 443 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,730 OK, my own fucking bedroom door 444 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:48,980 because he is drunk and you are drunk and I am... drunk! 445 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,580 But you are a fucking idiot, Aine. 446 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,580 I am so fucking angry with you right now! 447 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,410 - What? - Let me in. 448 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,100 I'm sorry, Sho. 449 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,460 Please, sissy wissy, don't be angwy with me. 450 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,930 I'm only a wittle girl. 451 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,810 I don't think he'd have sex with you if he saw you with your retainer in. 452 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:02,410 Not funny, Aine! It's so dangerous! 453 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:05,450 I know, I'm so sorry. So sorry, so sorry. 454 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,420 So sorry... 455 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,340 Do you think Vish likes me? 456 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,780 - What? - Nothing. 457 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,810 How was the rest of the night with David anyway? 458 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,450 Oh, my God, bore fest. 459 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,950 I'm so glad. 460 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,930 Mam will be delighted you did it anyway. 461 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,460 How do you mean? 462 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:43,930 You went out with him. She'll tell the family we took our cousin out, you know. 463 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,420 Showed him a good time. Made an effort. 464 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:54,340 - Shona... - What? 465 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,860 I think I'm going to be sick. 466 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,170 ? I can't wake up, see me running round the corner 467 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,290 ? Move me up into the upswing 468 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,170 ? Call me undone 469 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:21,890 ? When I speak about the truth, I'm only brought up to the downbeat 470 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:24,810 ? It's not easy there 471 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:26,730 ? When you feel the wear... ?